And if I die before...I die?

In a brilliant publishing oversight, Bloomberg financial newswire published Steve Jobs' obituary yesterday. The problem is--Steve Jobs isn't dead. I'm not sure what's more disturbing--the shock of Jobs' non-death or the fact that Bloomberg has a 17 page draft of his obituary, clearly an ongoing project. I guess it never occurred to me that some people's obits are written in advance. Gawker has published the lengthy obituary here.